Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
