What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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