if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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