So gin and wine won't be happening again
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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