he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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