after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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