How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Randomize
