didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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