In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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