I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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