Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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