there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize