: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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