kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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