8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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