There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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