haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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