The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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