ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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