also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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