dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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