Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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