i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
