I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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