how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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