Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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