Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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