Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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