are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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