So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I am naked and annoyed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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