I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What a dumb baby whore.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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