Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Someone signed my nipple.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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