you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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