hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
