Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Terrible idea I love it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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