I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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