Even water is tasting like jack daniels
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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