Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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