okay pat passed out under dana's car
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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