Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Green mimosas i think yes
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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