you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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