Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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