Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
this will be a night to untag.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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