Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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