Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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