4 words: hood of his car
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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