Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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