Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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