margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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