I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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