Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
