I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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