Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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