Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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